Uh-oh. You’ve been wandering and clicking things. It’s a bit darker than you expected, and you’re out in the big wide web. There’s a rustling in the bushes, a light streaks across the sky…
OH NO,
you’ve been abducted!
Quick! Take this 5% off coupon, you’ll need it for what’s ahead!
Screenshot this and send it to me as “evidence”, I guess. I probably still won’t believe you though.
