A woman in a white dress sitting on a wooden bench in a lush, green park, holding a bouquet of flowers.

Uh-oh. You’ve been wandering and clicking things. It’s a bit darker than you expected, and you’re out in the big wide web. There’s a rustling in the bushes, a light streaks across the sky…

OH NO,

you’ve been abducted!

Quick! Take this 5% off coupon, you’ll need it for what’s ahead!

A person in a blue jacket and a plaid shirt walking on a rocky trail in a mountainous area with green trees and snowy peaks in the background.

Screenshot this and send it to me as “evidence”, I guess. I probably still won’t believe you though.

A couple on their wedding day holding hands and jumping at night, with a starry sky above them.